Diplomacy Lessons

John Brady Kiesling, former U.S. Foreign Service Officer

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ATHENS NEWS  Current Columns 

Upgrading the Crystal Ball
(NIC Global Trends 2025)
6 December 2008

Happy Birthday, World
(Obama's election)
7 November 2008

Bottom Line of a Community Organizer (Saving Athens News)
3 October 2008

Men to Match Our Mountains (Ossetia war)
September 5, 2008

Obama With the Sound Off (Afghanistan etc.)
August 1, 2008

Off the Cuff Imperialism (McCain foreign policy)
July 4, 2008

External Policy of the Also Ran (Hillary Clinton) 
June 6, 2008

Borrowing Nations (Macedonian, minorities)
May 2, 2008

Making NATO Interesting (Bucharest Summit)
April 4, 2008

The Name Game (FYROM etc)
March 7, 2008

"Stirring the Greek Nation" (Book Review of Ioan. Stephanides)
February 29, 2009

So Long and Thanks for the Fish, (Greece-Turkey) February 1, 2008

Busman's Holiday in the Bekaa (Lebanon sitrep)
January 4, 2008

 

2007 Columns


Exhausting the Alternatives (Iran NIE)
December 7, 2007

Choosing to Be Human
(International law)
November 2, 2007

Not Peace but a Sword
(Ahmedinejad in NYC)
October 5, 2007

Making the Votes Count
(Greek Elections)
September 6, 2007

Among the Believers
(Conspiracy Theories)
August 3, 2007

Feeling the Heat 
(Climate change,  fires) 
July 6, 2007

Minority Report 
(Turks of Thrace)
June 1, 2007

Tangled Webs of War (Iran, Israel, Turkey)
May 4, 2007

Burning Issues of the Day
(Greek history textbooks) 6 April 2007

The Dogs of Peace
(Kosovo status talks)
 March 2, 2007

In the Dock Alone
(17N terror group) February 2, 2007

A Blast from the Past
(Embassy rocket) January 19, 2007

Report from Washington (Iraq Strategy, ISG)
  January 5, 2007

 

2006 Columns

Be Not Too Hard 
(Greek terrorism)
 December 1, 2006

Notes from the Book Tour
(U.S. midterm elections) November 3, 2006

Indecent Propositions (Terrorism, U.S. elections)
 October 6, 2006

Lebanon's UN Blues (peacekeeping limits) September 1, 2006

Remedial Imperialism from the Pig Farm (Lebanon, Armenia)
4 AUGUST 2006

Shedding a Tear for Alma Mater (Greek education)
 7 JULY 2006

No Island is a Man (Aegean dogfights)
 2 JUNE 2006

Putting a Good Face on Democracy (Brazil)
5 MAY 2006

Thwarting the Nuclear Fundamentalists  (Iran)
07 APR 2006

An Ear for an Ear (Vodafone Spy Scandal)
03 MAR 2006

Welcome to the Monkey House (Hamas election)
03/FEB/2006

Bursting the Bubble Reputation (Pakistani scandal)
13/JAN/2006

 

2005 Columns

Greek Victory, Balkan Magnanimity (Macedonian Question)
02/DEC/2005

The Owl Who Was God (VP Cheney) 04/NOV/2005

Saving the UN, saving the planet 
07/OCT/2005

Farewell to a Diplomat's Diplomat:  Marialena Conalis
16/SEP/2005

Building Islands (GR-TU relations  02/SEP/2005

Making a Graceful Exit (Iraq)  05/AUG/2005

The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (Aegean Issues)
01/JUL/2005

Smiles for the Superpower (US-GR relations)
03/JUN/2005

The United States of Europe? (EU Constitution)
06/MAY/2005

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Upgrading the Crystal Ball
6 December 2008

Through the miracle of email I know I have at least one regular reader outside my immediate family. I therefore dedicate this column to Dr. David Green, who suggested that I discuss "Global Trends 2025," a 120-page opus just released by the U.S. National Intelligence Council (the text is free at http://www.dni.gov/nic/NIC_2025_project.html). As the title suggests, the report sets out to describe the global trends that will shape the world in 2025.

The NIC was created to coordinate and where possible popularize the work of the 16 official members of the "U.S. Intelligence Community." Hollywood notwithstanding, this does not mean that 13 other agencies -- the really secret ones, unlike CIA, DIA, and NSA - are tunneling under the Acropolis to upload mind-control software into key Greek politicians and their spiritual advisers. Instead, the majority of intelligence community employees belong to overt outfits like the Treasury Department and Coast Guard, with jobs depressingly like my current one. They surf the internet, read newspapers, have coffee with each other, sneak off to the gym, and then write articles that will one day, if they are lucky, be honored by an email from Dr. Green.

In his email to me, Dr. Green summarized the NIC study well enough that I don't need to. "It paints an emergent global canvas uncannily like the decline of the British empire, e.g. decreasing American leverage in world politics, a paradigm economic shift from West to East, increased local nationalist disputes and a decline in the power of the dollar. It envisages a multipolar world by 2025 with increasing conflicts over water, oil, food etc."

Of course, what Dr. Green was too polite to say was that this is not a description of the world will look like in 2025; it is a description of the world a few months ago, precisely when the NIC undertook its latest crash program of dining out with eminent international pundits . Pundits figured out centuries ago that the safest way to maintain a reputation for punditry is to predict the present rather than the future. And since, as Voltaire's Dr. Pangloss (or maybe it was Leibniz) pointed out, we live in the best of all possible worlds, it would be impious to foresee a different world in any case.

Anti-Americanism will fade of its own accord, the NIC opines, collateral damage from America's shrinking power. Yes, but in that case so what? America needs global popularity only if it wants to be a global player. Terrorism will also subside, the NIC tentatively suggests, unless it doesn't. Unfortunately, when it comes to terrorism the NIC has a short, America-centered memory. It sees terrorism is a Middle Eastern phenomenon, the product of religious fanaticism and lack of democracy. If the NIC understood that terrorism is a tactic routinely used by the weaker side in power struggles, it would take a less languid stance toward the intensifying competition for resources within states already on the verge of failure.

If the weakness of the NIC is its parochialism, its strength is the leisure, money, and prestige to cozy up to actual scientists in possession of actual data. I was hoping, therefore, to learn what the U.S. government really thinks will happen to global sea levels, at least a consensus guesstimate. But Vice President Cheney's icy claw apparently still loiters perilously close to Washington's collective windpipe. On global climate change, therefore, the NIC offered an uncontroversial Hollywood scenario, a freak hurricane putting Wall Street under water. This will happen some day, but worse things will have happened first.

What good are pundits if they have only weasel words for the impact of migration patterns that are already undermining European and American commitments to democratic values? How many millions of people will be put on the march by climate change is a question with deadly-serious implications for the future of democracy. Nor does the NIC seriously address the question of who will run out of irrigation water when. If an enlightened democracy like Greece cannot impose groundwater conservation on a few thousand cotton and citrus farmers, we can extrapolate the certainty of civil war and humanitarian catastrophe due to groundwater depletion in parts of Africa and Asia.

When a pundit washes his hands of catastrophe by saying the world will be multipolar, it is time to change the channel on your crystal ball. Even in the darkest days of the Cold War, "bipolarity" was a psychiatric disorder, not a description of the international scene. Viewed in enough detail to be meaningful, the world has never been anything but multipolar. At the height of U.S. "unipolarity" in 2002, a dozen tribal chieftains, militant mullahs, Pakistani intel officers, or narco-traffickers still possessed the same capability as the U.S. government to project power (e.g., fifteen armed men or $20,000) into a given Afghan village. Adding Chinese or Indians to the mix, an important but also obvious NIC prediction for 2025, only reinforces the common-sense message that what proved impossible for a rich and self-confident superpower may also be difficult for a Iraq-scalded and indebted one. So we must build international institutions sturdy enough to cope with the huge, complex emergencies that will be taking place simultaneously in many parts of the globe.

The only point of making dire predictions is to change our behavior enough to make our predictions turn out wrong. The NIC staff timidly invites the next U.S. president to take measures to change the future, but is not brave enough to suggest how. Perhaps this fuzzy, harmless report will help President-elect Obama forgive the NIC's 2002 National Intelligence Estimate on Iraqi "weapons of mass destruction." But unless the experts goes out on a limb by suggesting pragmatic solutions to a few of the perfectly predictable demographic/environmental, economic/political crises looming before our noses, we will end up stuck in a present no less ugly for the remarkable ability of U.S.-sponsored pundits to "predict" it accurately.

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Happy Birthday, World
7 November 2008

When the first exit polls leaked out on Greek television, shortly after midnight Athens time November 5, we learned that Barack Obama was running neck and neck with John McCain in the deep red state of Indiana. At that point a sensible political analyst would go to bed. The shift in sentiment away from the Republican party had not evaporated on election day. Therefore, Obama's overall victory was assured. McCain's concession speech (written, I suspect, at least a week in advance), would be gracious. Obama's victory speech would be inspiring. But there would be no hard information to digest that night.

If there are any sensible political analysts out there, I have yet to meet one. After sneaking out of a panel discussion, I glued myself to the TV screen in a ballroom packed with hundreds of Democrats and friends. By 2 am it was mathematically impossible for Obama to lose. Logic, however, was no defense against our fear that victory would be snatched away in the final seconds. So when CNN admitted the obvious the instant it decently could - the instant polls closed in California (our 6 am) -- I cheered and waved my arms and hugged and got misty-eyed like everyone else.

Unquestionably, this was one of the best moments in my life. Our little group, Democrats Abroad, had been working for months to encourage absentee voting from Greece. Election day (my birthday) was a blur of spread sheets, name tags, and last-minute calls from the media and desperate would-be party-goers. Now, suddenly, our work (someone's, anyway) had been rewarded. And so we stayed awake till 0730 to cheer Obama's victory speech and hug each other some more, while the hotel janitors swept up the debris around us. And once back home, emails from all over were waiting to congratulate me on my country's great step forward.

Readers of my past columns have probably guessed that irrational exuberance makes me queasy. It is very dangerous to pin our hopes on any flawed, vulnerable human being. This time, however, I see no alternative to faith in Obama.

The logic of personal and family self-interest only takes us so far. In this case impeccable calculations of short-term profit have just mired the whole of humankind in an economic and environmental morass of unknown depth. One of the remaining planks keeping six billion heads above water is our collective faith in a piece of paper called the U.S. dollar. Without that faith, much of humankind's accumulated wealth (and consequently its good manners) will sink like a stone.

At such times of crisis we clutch at a leader to restore our faith. The good news is that people will follow Barack Obama. He projects an almost godlike aura in his loftier moments. This is a rare and powerful gift.

The better news is that Obama has a decent chance of being able to lead us where we want to go. He is very smart and very disciplined. His ideals seem real, because his life story is a reaffirmation of the real American dream, not the discredited dream of two gas-guzzlers and a house in the suburbs but the eternal, universal human dream of creating oneself out of nothing through talent and hard work. He is one good answer to the fatal delusion that we can all be fat and happy by clipping the coupons of someone else's toil and talent.

There are many important caveats. First, the exit polls warn us that the enormous enthusiasm Obama generates applies to only half the U.S. population. Our democratic camp is an odd alliance of African-Americans, Hispanics, Asians, and other "minorities," together with under-thirties and a small group of the richest or best educated whites. Ordinary middle-class white males - feeling themselves now a threatened minority -- strongly preferred John McCain for reasons of tribal solidarity.

Second, the United States is broke. The young had every reason to vote for Obama. George W. Bush presided over a massive transfer of wealth from future generations. Rhetoric of God and guns obscured the fact that the economic interests of working Americans were not those of the wealthy tax avoiders who dictated Republican policy. Many decent, naive Americans will continue to fight for the right of the military-industrial complex to bankrupt their grandchildren still further. The Obama administration will have little spare cash with which to bribe them to reconsider.

What happens next? The transition teams will install themselves in government agencies. Their first task is to make sure the Bush Administration does nothing to compromise the freedom of action of the next president between now and January 20. Their second task is to identify those key political appointments which must be reserved for someone with the knowledge and talent to do the job properly. Democrats are not immune from Bush's mistake of confusing loyalty with competence.

Though I cheered every time another Senate seat fell to the Democrats, it is probably just as well they fell short of the magic number of sixty seats. Unless a measure has strong bipartisan support, therefore, any Senator can block legislation simply by announcing that he or she is prepared to read aloud from the telephone directory until hell freezes over (by humane convention, no actual telephone directories are harmed).

The filibuster is sometimes a means of petty extortion -- blocking an ambassadorial appointment to avenge some policy decision. It is also a vital safety net against the bizarre enthusiasms that regularly sweep through Washington. President Obama's team will be forced to limit their legislating to what is urgent and politically persuasive, and to nominate judges and other senior officials able to project balance and probity. Healthy democracies throw large, expensive bones to the hungry opposition. Obama must do the same, and we will learn to forgive him.

It is beautiful to wake up on a morning when Americans and Greeks are celebrating together. The next four years of faith and patience and hard work will determine whether our shared exuberance was rational or not.

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The Bottom Line of a Community Organizer 
(Saving the Athens News)
3 October 2008

At the Republican National Convention last month, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani was rewarded with cheers and guffaws for sneering at Democratic candidate Barack Obama as a "community organizer." For millions of otherwise decent Republicans, there is something childish if not sinister about the idea of working for little or no material reward to help fellow citizens band together to protect their interests.

Individual self-reliance is the current Republican theology. God wants each one of us to be rich. Therefore, he gave each of us our two hands with which to grab our fair share before someone else does. Paying taxes is punishment for sinners. The meek can have the blessing Jesus promised them -- once they reach paradise.

By Giuliani's pitiless New York measure -- rate of return on capital -- the Athens News should long ago have submitted its résumé to St. Peter. In recent years the paper has not posted an operating profit. Unlike its Greek-language peers, the Athens News does not pad its advertising revenue by blackmailing shady businessmen or squeezing the government for subsidies. If it is too squeamish to prostitute itself as the vanity press of some rich benefactor, it must die.

But just as Giuliani's Manhattan is not the only city on the planet, neither is dog-eat-dog the only possible mode of human behavior. In the mid-1960s my parents in Silicon Valley made a valiant attempt to be part of an "intentional community," a group bound by friendship and philosophy that pooled resources to carve out a more humane and environmentally responsible lifestyle. Alas, they gave up after a year or two. Without a skilled organizer nipping at their heels, a tractable herd of idealistic, consensus-driven professionals has a hard time making a firm, irrevocable decision even on what to eat for dinner.

Oddly enough, the English-speakers of Athens comes closer than any other in my experience to that childhood ideal of an intentional community. Though we are scattered among four million Greeks, most of us chose to live here. Just as Greeks band together and flourish quite well outside Greece, we foreigners in Athens find ourselves united by a set of common challenges. And over time we have built dozens of institutions - churches, schools, charities, business lobbies, environmental groups, animal welfare organizations, the 640-member e-mail list of Democrats Abroad - to create the social structures our biology and upbringing make vital to human happiness.

The Athens News has scraped by for over half a century because it fills a vital need. It is our source for reliable information on how some poorly written Greek law is implemented by a bewildered, bewildering Greek bureaucracy. It is our window into Greek customs and Greek politics. It is our public forum for addressing outrages most locals tamely accept. More importantly, it is our community organizer, the one resource the English-speaking community has for reaching out to other members of the community. Otherwise we are invisible and unreachable microfauna in the 14th most populous metropolitan area in Europe.

The Athens News is a small-town newspaper, the place to print shop-closing schedules, gardening tips, our parents' obituaries, our children's track-meet accomplishments, the advertisements for local caterers and English-speaking therapists. On the other hand, it is also a national and international newspaper, driven by a desire to provide world-class reporting and commentary on Greek and regional issues. Like any serious newspaper, it is a living demonstration of the principle of thinking globally and acting locally.

The Republican cult of individual responsibility and the bottom line has its admirable side. Competitive energy drives most of the world's great accomplishments. A newspaper should feel hungry, should struggle every week to entice new readers, to entrance old readers, to prove its relevance to the community. I have had the privilege of getting to know members of the Athens News staff. Their frenzied work reflects quite well how challenging the economics of their profession have become.

But perhaps we should take another look at the economics of the Athens News. Going for a week to Club Med, we seeing nothing odd in paying for the work of the "gentils organisateurs" who organize our leisure for us. Why do we balk at paying the people who organize our community? Why do we take for granted the unpaid or underpaid idealists who build our schools and churches and clubs? Why do our businesspeople here forget what small business owners know in the UK or USA, that customers will judge them from their support to the local youth teams, from their advertising in the local newspaper?

In the worst moments of Czarist repression, Lenin's Bolsheviks fought tenaciously for the survival of their party newspaper as the key symbol of their cause. We are wealthier, better educated, far more humane than most revolutionaries, with leisure and taste to enjoy a well-written, well-produced, non-fanatical weekly newspaper. I fear, however, that we have forgotten our responsibility as members of an intentional community to fight for our collective interests. And therein lies the darker motive behind Giuliani's sneer at Obama - if people do not band together, they are easy prey.

Those of us wondering whether the global economy will collapse next month should be comforted by scientific research. Beyond a reasonable minimum income for food and warmth, happiness does not increase much with increased wealth. Instead, our happiness is directly connected to our web of human relationships, to our rootedness in a community. Greece offers us that community, have we the wit to be active members in it. Our standing in that community, the admiration and gratitude of our peers, is a better drug than heroin, and far cheaper.

The Athens News must and will survive, because where else will our contributions to our community be recorded? Therefore, buy a subscription. When the time comes, your grandchildren should have the chance to read your obituary in the Athens News, the fairest, friendliest, and (with your help) most permanent record of a community you helped to build.

(Note: Following an amazing public outcry, the Lambrakis group reversed itself and kept the Athens News going until a buyer was found later in October. The transition has been relatively seamless, with editorial integrity intact.)

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Men to Match Our Mountains
September 5, 2008

I belong to a tiny minority on the planet - those rare humans who have set foot in Tskhinvali, the little capital of South Ossetia. I wish we were a more inspiring bunch.

I tagged along on a visit by the U.S. State Department's international aid coordinator for the former Soviet Union. I forget which Ossetian official we talked to, but the conversation did not sparkle. Our message, delivered so diplomatically as to be almost unintelligible, was: "abandon your claim to independence and the international community will give you aid." His message, blunter, was: "give us our independence and we will soon be rich enough not to need your aid." As if to emphasize his point, someone had just burgled the one international assistance office in Tskhinvali and stolen its computers.

Tskhinvali was a charmless Soviet town like a half-dozen impoverished Armenian provincial capitals I had visited. What made Tskhinvali different was a huge field on the southern edge of town. Parked there in untidy rows were hundreds of ex-Soviet tanker trucks full of gasoline and heating oil from refineries in the Russian Federation. For the atmospherics, consult the 1979 Mel Gibson classic Mad Max.

South Ossetia controls the only tunnel through the Caucasus mountains separating Georgia from the Russian Federation. The Ossetian mafia chased out the Georgian customs officials in 1992. They then pocketed $300 dollars from every truck that crossed from Russia. But because South Ossetia was an integral part of Georgia, it would have been crime against the national sovereignty to establish a new Georgian customs post on the road south of Tskhinvali. Therefore, thrifty Georgians could drive a few minutes north to fill up on untaxed fuel. The local mafia and its Russian accomplices waxed fat on customs revenue the Georgian state wanted for itself.

The war happened because President Saakashvili thought he could starve the Ossetians into rejoining Georgia by clamping down on smuggling. Because it was their key source of cash, the Ossetians fought back, killing Georgian police. The now powerless Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) was unable to calm either side. Nor was Washington, which mistook Saakashvili's ability to speak English for proof of enlightened statecraft. The State Department delegation in July offered sensible advice instead of brutal threats.

Mountaineers are trigger-happy in the best of times. Russian military and intelligence officials inflamed their Ossetian business partners with assurances that enriching themselves at Georgia's expense coincided perfectly with Prime Minister Putin's determination to reassert Russian influence by humiliating Saakashvili.

Underemployed Ossetian paramilitaries yearned to avenge old insults by carrying off the cows and television sets of their Georgian neighbors. Meanwhile, cocky Georgian soldiers had mistaken the excellence of their U.S.-supplied uniforms and training for actual military competence and U.S. official backing. Saakashvili failed to pass on the bad news that Georgia would be on its own once it blundered into war with Russia.

Fortunately, far fewer civilians were murdered than either side claimed. Also fortunately, the anemic Russian army has no enthusiasm for overt imperialism. Untempted by Georgia's beautiful scenery and excellent wines, Russian politicians and generals prefer an independent punching bag to a rebellious new province. The price of Georgia's defeat, therefore, is not an occupying army but simply the public humiliation of a Russian military tripwire stretched across Georgia's supply line from Poti, the main Black Sea port, to Tbilisi the capital..

The United States and NATO, for all their anger at Russian arrogance and theft, cannot afford to trip that wire by rebuilding Georgia's shattered army. Europe and Turkey are direly dependent on oil and gas the Russians would instantly cut off in a crisis. Though an excellent symbol of political will for U.S. politicians in an election year, Georgia's territorial integrity, always tenuous, is too peripheral to western interests to risk a global meltdown.

Launching a new cold war in retaliation for the token Russian detachment in Poti is militarily unnecessary. The Russian military lost enough hardware in Georgia to reveal how far it lags behind NATO in the quality of its forces. Russia's new rich do not want to trade their Greek island villas for a first-world air force. Unless NATO challenges Russia publicly - NATO membership for Ukraine, too blatant an anti-missile program -- Moscow prefers to assure respect through its oil wealth, not an expensive arms buildup.

Disrespecting Russia with diplomatic isolation would fail. The West could "win" the last Cold War because a corrupt Soviet system killed off any lingering faith in the communism that allegedly sanctified Russian imperialism. Communism's replacement, the Putin model of selfish nationalism, is too deeply rooted in human nature for us to count on outlasting it. Globalization is another key difference from 1989. Russia can always find new customers for what it has to sell, while using selective economic blackmail to break NATO unity.

Doing nothing, however, would be a sad waste of a good political opportunity. The West's inability to help Georgia against Russian bullying is one more fine excuse to change our fossil-fuel-intensive lifestyles. Once we have reduced our economic dependence on selfish strangers, we can take another look at the idea of sheltering Georgia under NATO's nuclear umbrella. Until then, we should be polite but not effusive to visitors from Moscow.

I took for granted in 2000 that independence would doom the Ossetians to impoverished servitude to Russia. I was forgetting the magic of offshore banking. Lichtenstein was once as poor and charmless as South Ossetia. As the EU tightens up, billions of black rubles leaking out of Russia are about to be offered a new haven on the ski slopes above Tskhinvali. The Russian state will be the poorer, but Georgian winemakers and customs clerks will one day smile with happy malice at the sight.

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Obama With the Sound Off
August 1, 2008

One of the great things about the United States is how easy it is to hide from the political process, especially during this merciful lull between the primaries and the party conventions. I'm back in Silicon Valley to see family. Election events are like truffles. If you know where to look you can root around and find them. Most of us, however, have better things to do, like see a film with my daughter.

Before we bought the tickets I had to make her a solemn promise not to squirm or make little moaning noises. Good diplomats never writhe in public, but I writhe uncontrollably when people say and do asinine things. For example, I had to turn off the television whenever Ronald Reagan spoke. His saccharine, bloodthirsty sentimentality and mangling of facts were more than simply an obstacle to convincing foreigners of the rightness of America's cause. They were a source of agony. But it would have been highly unprofessional to allow foreigners to suspect that my commander in chief was a nincompoop bent on squandering America's public wealth to gratify his "conservative" friends.

Barack Obama is not a nincompoop. On the contrary, he is brilliant and well-spoken. In Berlin, he strode onto the world stage as if he owned it. Next to Sarkozy in Paris he looked tall, fit, and supremely comfortable in his own skin. I strongly support him for President and suspect his press conferences in 2009 will be superb. But unless and until he becomes president, I prefer to watch him with the sound off.

The electoral process is not about policy choices. It is about character. Proof of the strong leadership the voters demand, not just in America but everywhere, is willingness to tell lies about the world that make our self-interest seem moral. Americans worshipped Ronald Reagan because his pious folktales turned tax fraud and rape of the environment into a moral philosophy. Radovan Karadzic was loved for his ability to reassure Bosnian Serbs that God smiled on them when they murdered Bosnian Muslims, raped their women, and stole their television sets. Greeks vote for the prime minister who helps them forget their villas are built on forests and beaches they stole from the Greek nation.

The latest polls confirm what any analyst could have predicted: Sarkozy's enthusiasm for Obama means less than nothing to U.S. voters. To win the presidency, Obama must prove the strength of his character by telling stirring lies to the American people. To his credit, his heart is not in it. He would rather rehash harmless platitudes eloquently, hoping to win reelection by trouncing Senator McCain in the battle of the teleprompters. But the media will not let him get by with saying uninteresting things brilliantly well. Obama must make grandiose promises, and they will be painful to hear.

Five years ago, Obama endeared himself to a vocal minority of Americans by correctly assessing that Iraq would be a stupid war. But the remaining 80 percent of us do not mind fighting stupid wars. We only mind losing them. Therefore, to buy himself the right to extract the U.S. military from Iraq, Obama now feels compelled to mislead the American people by offering them the hope of "victory" in Afghanistan. He bolstered the illusion by making the substantive part of his European tour a more eloquent echo of Bush's plea for NATO reinforcements against the Taliban.

I supported the U.S. intervention in Afghanistan in 2001 because I was confident the United States was smart enough to learn from Russia's mistakes. We would punish the Taliban for their hospitality to al Qaeda by arming and directing the competing warlords. The Pashtuns would be pushed back to their traditional areas, and Afghanistan's precarious tribal balance would be restored. We would then get out quickly, before our presence discredited the new government in Kabul or destabilized our prickly allies in Pakistan.

The U.S. "victory" was too easy. Bush leapt to the conclusion that U.S. virtue and persistence could transform Afghanistan into a normal country, perhaps even a democracy. He did not understand that the presence of foreign troops in Afghanistan would be a catalyst for Pashtun nationalism, whose most powerful political expression was and remains the Taliban. The U.S. military presence also became a magnet for Islamists from around the globe.

Obama has calculated that to extricate American troops from Iraq, a little more suffering by the long-suffering Afghans is an affordable sacrifice to U.S. political reality. Once he becomes president and has time to look at a good map, I am confident he will internalize the unfortunate geography of the region. The militant Pashtunistan America is creating lies intractably athwart the border with Pakistan. Winning Afghanistan is prohibitively expensive, because it ultimately implies losing a nuclear-armed Pakistan.

Obama is an intelligent man with no personal stake in the fiasco. The problem of funding the budget deficit Bush is about to leave him will be so horrendous - worse than the darkest days of the Reagan administration - that Obama will ultimately have no choice but to bail out of other countries' civil wars if he wants to save the U.S. financial system from collapse.

On civil liberties, the Middle East, the economy, and everything else I have reasonably confidence in Obama -- once the campaign is over. McCain would be no competition if brains and good intentions were what the voters prized. But until November 4, easily embarrassed people like me are too small an audience to matter. To avoid mortifying my daughter with inappropriate public writhing, I'll keep the volume of the news shows at an inaudible minimum and get my pie-in-the-sky promises from Hollywood instead.

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Off the Cuff Imperialism
July 4, 2008

Reading a Greek revolutionary archive my heart suddenly leapt at a name I recognized. Here was my chance to "Swift-Boat" the Republican presidential candidate the way a nasty group of political operatives had tarnished Democratic candidate John Kerry's luster as a Vietnam war hero in 2004. I had documentary proof that John McCain had given aid and comfort to Greek communist revolutionaries in 1968. Indeed, McCain was only three degrees of separation distant from the founders of Greek terror organization "17 November."

Admittedly it's a bit of a stretch. The first of McCain's many mainstream-media bons mots came when he was 30, as a bomber pilot in the U.S. Navy in 1967. Having witnessed a devastating deck accident on the U.S.S. Forrestal, he quipped to a journalist "Now that I've see what the bombs and the napalm did to the people on our ship, I'm not so sure that I want to drop any more of the stuff on North Vietnam." But McCain's squeamishness was purely rhetorical. A few days later he was dropping "the stuff" again. His conversation with a journalist became catchy enough to make the front page of the New York Times only after McCain placed himself beyond the range of Navy media-relations discipline by getting shot down over Hanoi.

New York-based surrealist poet, art critic, and amateur Trotskyist revolutionary Nikos Calas siezed on McCain's quotation in January 1968 to illustrate the tough mind-set of the American airmen in Vietnam. They might make wry comments to imply humane sentiments, but such sentiments would not deter them from incinerating as many innocent civilians as it took. Calas took poetic license: readers of his article in Antistasi, the anti-Junta revolutionary journal produced by his friend "Pablo" (international Trotskyist Michalis Raptis), were misinformed that McCain had died, shot down by the heroic Viet Cong.

"Pablo," in turn, was not the leader of 17N, though a deranged Greek ex-member of parliament wrote three books insisting he was. His old mentor Trotsky had been a highly efficient practitioner of state terrorism but disapproved of retail political violence. Therefore, "Pablo" focused his energies on half-baked schemes like recruiting Andreas Papandreou as figurehead of the revolution. The McCain article was simply one tiny element in a dream of enlisting Vietnam War protesters and the Greek anti-Junta movement as footsoldiers in their struggle against capitalism and U.S. imperialism.

"Pablo" may have been a dreamer, but he knew everyone in Paris, including Alexandros Giotopoulos, who refused to suspend his movement's "hyperconspiratorial" and "rather childish" (Raptis-Calas letter of 28 October 1968) anti-imperialist activities after the Junta collapsed in 1974. Giotopoulos and a handful of comrades would morph into 17N, the most elusive terrorist group in Europe. They used to read Raptis' articles carefully. No doubt they forgave Calas McCain's premature death notice. The version of McCain they see today on their television sets in Korydallos prison is a godsend to anyone still fighting for the overthrow of the American Empire. No outside force, but only the U.S. president himself, can hope to destroy that empire. And McCain seems to be eager to take on the task.

I did something today I warned last month's readers not to waste time with. I looked at McCain's official campaign web site. The word "diplomacy" does not appear in his "National Security" platform. Instead, the McCain administration promises to expand the size and budget of the U.S. military, built a shield against ballistic missiles, and reinvigorate the "Global war on terrorism." There is not a word to explain how this new U.S. arsenal will be more persuasive against "Islamic extremism" than the current one. There is not a word about how McCain plans to pay for it.

McCain does not really believe that diplomacy is unnecessary, of course. Nor does McCain really believe in his proposed cure for high energy prices, which is to open up more of the U.S. continental shelf to oil drilling. Nor, having watched the debacle of the Soviet Empire, does he really plan to expand the U.S. military to the point of bankrupcy and ignominious economic collapse. But McCain wants to be president very badly. Human beings are much more violent, irrational, even brutish than we care to admit. And idiots vote.

We are watching a U.S. presidential campaign in which both candidates must prove to conservatives that they are cruel enough to be president without frightening liberals into thinking nuclear holocaust is on the horizon. McCain's strongest tool is his gift for using self-deprecating humor to imply toughness to one and moral sensitivity to the other. For example, McCain has tiptoed away from his early stance that his own experience of torture by the Vietnamese makes him unwilling to authorize it against others. Instead he makes waterboarding jokes, counting on both sadists and humanists to read that humor as support for their position.

McCain's combination of good intellect, strong but erratic moral impulses, and poor impulse control made him a Gatling gun of quotable phrases. Therefore, lazy journalists grew fond of him, too fond to ask the hard questions that might set off his hair-trigger temper. What churl would push past his neatly-worded hesitation about the use of napalm to ask whether in fact he ever hesitated?

17N routinely mocked the "humanitarian sentiments" of America's leadership. But so do ordinary Greeks. Most of the world will find nothing to laugh about in McCain's brand of wit. If McCain is not brave and tough enough to take a serious, unambiguous stand on his fundamental principles of statecraft, then he is not brave and tough enough to be president of the United States in the difficult years ahead of us.

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The External Policy of the Also Ran
June 6, 2008

The bell ending the last round has rung. The boxing match is over, and the referee is in the process of lifting Obama's arm to signal victory. In theory anything could still happen. It probably won't, however, and thus the foreign policy of President Hillary Clinton will remain a might-have-been. I will shed no tears for it.

There was never any point in dissecting the foreign policy pronouncements on the U.S. presidential candidates' web sites. As she proved in the primaries, Senator Clinton was tough enough to break campaign promises when U.S. national interests or her own require it. Anyway, all the leading candidates made the same basic promises. First, they would not be President Bush. They profess diplomacy and multilateralism and the restoration of America's image in the world. Then they reassure conservatives they are prepared to bomb anyone God tells them deserves it. They pledge obedience to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee. They mumble something gracious to the old guy who wanders in claiming to be the Greek lobby.

Somewhat more revealing was Clinton's choice for her foreign policy team. Some were capable technocrats, who admired Hillary's brains and discipline. Others were shameless opportunists, who saw her foreordained victory as their meal ticket. Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Clinton's chief foreign policy expert, discredited herself in the past by being naively judgmental. Saddam and Milosevic were bad, so America should topple them. Israel was good, so America should support its government uncritically. Ultimately, Albright's mishandling of the WMD sanctions regime in Iraq (such as publicly shrugging off thousands of dead Iraqi children) set the stage for Bush's Iraq war.

Albright notwithstanding, I enjoyed being a diplomat under Bill Clinton. The Republican-controlled Congress was afraid Clinton might reap some domestic political benefit if he used American power and wealth to make the planet a better place. Therefore, Congress gave the State Department barely enough money to pay our salaries, and almost nothing for policy programs. So we improvised. One week we thought peace might be breaking out in Nagorno Karabakh. Deputy Secretary Strobe Talbott begged a plane from the Pentagon to fly our negotiating team to Baku and Yerevan. It broke down. We hitched a ride on an aerial refueling tanker. In Baku and Yerevan, our negotiating tools were uncollectable promises and hollow threats, backed by whatever charm, humility, subtlety, logic, and multilateralism we could muster. No peace broke out. Neither, however, did war. That was the pattern of the Clinton administration, good diplomacy to manage crises but no mobilization of resources or bold leaps of imagination to resolve those crises.

Politics is the process of deciding how to spend the public's surplus income. The U.S. government cannot help a little old lady across the street, far less democratize ungrateful foreigners, unless Congress writes it a check. U.S. voters want a president they can trust to spend three trillion dollars a year of their money only on things they approve of. They judge this by the church the candidate attends and by assessing how poised she seemed wearing stupid hats, bowling gutter balls, or knocking back shots of mysterious local liquors in front of television cameras.

Unlike most Kenyans and many Greeks, Americans have a childlike faith that the goal of their president is not to enrich his or her clan but rather to ensure the security and prosperity of the people as a whole. Hillary Clinton spent the past seven years as a U.S. senator. This coincided with the most remarkable U.S. spending spree since World War II. After September 11, the American people forgot any reservations they might once have had about borrowing money. The Chinese and other allies funded a huge expansion of the federal budget. Homeland Security dollars were doled out to every Congressional district in the country, partly to reassure the public, partly to earn the gratitude of big campaign contributors.

It would have taken considerable bravery to stand up in the Senate to warn that America needs to spend its scarce resources on projects with direct impact on U.S. security, like draining the swamps that breed terrorism or rebuilding highway bridges before they collapse. Hillary didn't. Like her colleagues she used rhetoric and symbolism to link the government's largesse to issues the public cared about. Contracts were awarded in the name of African AIDS orphans and overheated polar bears. But her main accomplishment was to aim the Bush administration's fire-hose of public money toward her adopted state of New York whenever she decently could.

Hillary is smart, hard-working, disciplined, and endowed with good interpersonal skills. If, as President Calvin Coolidge once insisted, "the business of America is business," she would be a fine president. But ordinary Americans have righly lost confidence in the ability of Washington's selfish, insular culture to generate solutions to the real (as opposed to rhetorical) problems the planet now confronts.

Billions of dollars have disappeared in Iraq, some of it lost by civil servants, some of it stolen by contractors. Future U.S. presidents will have far less money to spend and equally massive problems to solve. To project America's waning power effectively, Bush's successor must inspire a fresh generation of unselfish young people to acquire the substantive expertise, local knowledge, and ethic of cooperation needed to work effectively with foreigners. Then he must persuade Congress to give them the time, resources, and political backing to do tangible work on the necessary scale.

The campaign gave Senator Clinton ample opportunity to prove she could step outside the Washington Beltway, both intellectually and ethically. Her failure to do so condemned her to be the also-ran. She was pushed aside by a man with less experience than she, and fewer accomplishments. Obama was able to project, truthfully we hope, an inspirational commitment to breaking a deadly cycle of business as usual.

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Borrowing Nations
May 2, 2008

"This is the Pasha of Bardovtsi," said my friend; "there are no pashas now, but that is what he would be if there were any, and he is not anything else, so that is what we call him."*

I just picked up Rebecca West's Black Lamb and Grey Falcon again for the umpteenth time. It is a beautiful, heartbreaking book, full of the rueful, intensely practical folk wisdom of a dozen distinctive ethnic and regional cultures still thriving in Yugoslav Macedonia in 1937. She described them all lovingly - bronzed Gypsies and refined Turks, Albanians, Bulgars, Serbs, the women's white headdresses of Debar.

West called the people she found there "Macedonians." This was not because she endorsed a distinctive Macedonian ethnicity - she preferred Belgrade's version that they were Serbs who had been Bulgarianized over the centuries. Simply, there was nothing else a decent, humane person could call them.

To call the Slavs of Macedonia "Bulgarians" in 1937 was to hand them over as spoils of war to Hitler and his allies. The coming battle against fascist imperialism excused the fanaticism of Serb administrators trying to forge a single Yugoslav national identity. But West was also certain that stubborn loyalty to traditional local identities would be the force that ultimately redeemed Europe from totalitarianism.

When I talked to the Greek Foreign Ministry in the waning days of the Cold War, their experts offered a Balkan War response to my observation that Greece had even then a number of people who looked, spoke, or prayed differently from other Greeks. Whatever language aging villagers might speak at home, their "national consciousness" was purely Greek. Therefore they were not "minorities." Taking any notice of their existence was a hostile act.

This was a hard argument to answer, especially in a language that had not yet settled on a word (now "ethnotita") to permit a humane and necessary distinction to be drawn between "national" and "ethnic." A mild-mannered diplomat does not wander around the countryside of a NATO ally challenging Vlachs and Roma and Slavomacedonians to disclose their "national consciousness," even without a not-quite-invisible gentleman from the Greek Intelligence Service taking notes in the background.

But what about the Muslims of Thrace, I asked? Was their "national consciousness" not Turkish? Here the MFA lawyers spoke up sternly: the Treaty of Lausanne of 1923 made clear that this particular population had no right to a national consciousness, only a citizenship (Greek) and a religious faith (Muslim). I was skeptical that such rights could really have been cancelled by signatures on a treaty. But I moved on. And so has Greece.

With migrants now one tenth of the population, the Greek official position on minorities has become nonsensical. The "national consciousness" of Bangladeshi farm laborers and Chinese shop owners owes no allegiance to Balkan power politics. To be able to incorporate such people as loyal, useful citizens of the Greek state, Greece will ultimately embrace the liberal cult of individual rights and equality before the law. This includes the freedom of each individual to define his or her own individual and collective identities.

In March the European Court of Human Rights shut down the Greek state's two-decade crusade to ban the "Turkish Association of Xanthi." This was a case that should never have reached Strasbourg, because Greece's obligations to its own citizens were self-evident. Greek judges, however, were not brave enough to alienate fellow Greeks by upholding the law. They left it for foreigners to protect the right of Greek citizens to call themselves Turks (or, ultimately, communists, cyclists, or fans of AEK) and to band together lawfully with other likeminded citizens for pleasure and mutual benefit.

Few of the Xanthi Turks are genetic descendants of the Turkic tribes that swept out of Central Asia a millennium ago. But the political and practical considerations behind their current Turkishness date back decades or centuries. In the same way, the Slavs of Macedonia did not appoint themselves heirs of Alexander the Great out of perversity or ignorance or lust for Greek territory. Theirs is an identity constructed during a rigorous and bloody process of nation-building since before 1900. Their grandparents and parents called themselves Macedonians. There is no other name for them. No politician who ordered them to call themselves something else could possibly survive.

Some Greek bigots are brutally indifferent whether the neighbors survive or not, because the name "Macedonia" is their ticket to political power in Athens. The European Court of Human Rights, alas, has no jurisdiction to rescue PM Karamanlis from his own political party, which demands from him the impossible, "a single composite name [e.g., 'Upper Macedonia"] for all uses."

Unless they are conquered and exterminated, the neighbors will continue to call themselves in their own language by the name their "national consciousness" dictates. But language offers a more humane solution. Let them be Makedontsi, their language Makedonski. Printed in Cyrillic, which few Greeks read, their passports will say "Republika Makedonija." In exchange, the rest of the world will know them as "New Macedonia" or "Macedonia (Skopje)," in English, Chinese, and every other language and alphabet. A dual name based on language differences is not an insult - how many Hellenes feel insulted at being called Greeks? Thus, such a name can be implemented without loss of dignity both in international organizations and in the former FYROM's bilateral relationships with the 120-odd countries that now do business with it under a name Greeks detest.

But what about FYROM's theft of Greek history? One of Rebecca West's lovely vignettes was an Easter festival in the Macedonian hills. The young men began singing 'John Brown's Body.' "'It is an old song of our comitadji,' explained the priest." Balkan freedom-fighters stole a glorious American anti-slavery anthem. I do not feel poorer. American freedom-fighters stole Athenian democracy. Greeks do not feel poorer. The proof of great men and great ideas is that they become, like Alexander the Great and Pericles, the common heritage of all mankind and thus immune to theft.

   *West, Rebecca, Black Lamb and Grey Falcon (New York: Viking 1943), p 683.

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Making NATO Interesting
April 4, 2008

 In July 1990 I escorted five members of the Greek parliament on a NATO tour to Naples, Brussels, and Berlin. These were fascinating times -- the Berlin Wall had just opened. My five MPs, however, once they had sampled NATO's tax-free shopping (disappointing) and the red light district (a bit better), found the FIFA World Cup vastly more interesting than listening to NATO briefings. Even I could barely keep awake.

The intellectual problem of melding the military services of (soon) 28 member states into an instrument of "politics by other means" is mind-numbingly complex. But complex is not the same as interesting. We have almost no curiosity about our 60-year interlude of peace and prosperity. We assume some little group of gnomes is keeping the NATO machine going so the rest of us can watch football.

The mathematics of European stability were simpler when a rational (if over-hyped) fear of the Red Army held us together. Once that fear subsided, Yugoslavia and the Warsaw Pact instantly disintegrated. NATO's alliance mechanics began to depend on that special inertia democratic governments have in common with ostriches and three-year-old boys, the instinct to keep running in a large circle. As long as the United States did not stray too far in any direction, NATO seemed to orbit smoothly around Washington as before. But President Bush was bored with the immobility imposed by the lack of a unifying threat. He went looking for trouble.

The April 2-4 2008 NATO summit in Bucharest was the latest in a long series of U.S. attempts to force NATO rightwards and eastwards. The pay-off to Europe was the same as before: not U.S. protection - because there is no military threat to Europe - but continued partnership in European integration. However, the price demanded was higher than usual, a fresh confrontation with Russia over NATO expansion and more Alliance troops for Afghanistan

The U.S. official who crafted this bargain was Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs Dan Fried, filling in for newly retired Under Secretary Nick Burns. When I knew him, Dan was a shrill and self-important bureaucrat. Even under Clinton he had little patience for colleagues who tried to negotiate with America's foes rather than preach at its friends. President Bush and Secretary Rice no doubt find his imperviousness enchantingly virile.

Fried's brief to the Europeans had four main points: more and deadlier European combat troops for Afghanistan; a limited ballistic missile defense program in Central Europe; confronting President Putin head-on by opening NATO membership talks with Ukraine and Georgia; and shoehorning Albania, Croatia, and Macedonia into the NATO club. All of these are contentious issues.

Ten NATOs could not rescue President Bush's fantasy of turning Middle Easterners into docile, democratic, pro-Israel pumpers of petroleum. An expanded NATO mission in Afghanistan is easier to justify morally. But it is not a mission that will make NATO interesting, because ultimately it will fail and failures we forget.

Cowardice and low birth rates play a tiny role in Europe's reluctance to engage in Afghanistan. The shortage of helicopters and peacekeepers with the necessary political skills is more acute. But the stalemate in Afghanistan is not a problem of troop levels as much as it is a refusal to understand Afghan politics. The myth of redemptive military sacrifice on the Afghan frontier remains politically potent in America. But any foreign military presence legitimizes the Taliban, a tribal-religious brigandage fueled by opium dollars and an infinite supply of young men, as a national liberation movement. A humbler but more effective solution would be to subsidize the government in Kabul to buy back its lost legitimacy from Pashtun farmers along with the poppy crop.

Ukraine would be a useful NATO member if Ukrainians shared the certainty of Poles and Romanians that their country needs protection from Russia enough to justify the nuisance of playing by NATO's rules. But Ukrainian society is divided sharply. NATO would be wielded as a blunt instrument in Ukrainian domestic political battles or becomes the pretext for well-financed Russian political intervention. The French and Germans were right to ask Ukrainians to live next door to Russia for another few years. Their loyalties will become clearer.

Georgia currently has nothing to offer European security but professions of future servility from a government elected in a democratic process that fluctuates perilously between fragile and fictitious. The prospect of NATO membership is a powerful force for democratic reform, but it is safer to wait until Russia is distracted elsewhere.

Ballistic missile defense is harmless except to U.S. taxpayers, but lack of clarity as to U.S. motives made the issue more contentious at Bucharest. Was this charity to starving defense contractors, or reassurance to Israel regarding a future preemptive strike on Iran, or an attempt to lock Poland and the Czech Republic into a symbolic strategic role? Perhaps it was a cynical attempt to land a job with Lockheed-Martin when the Bush administration expires.

The Macedonian name stalemate has been branded "the world's stupidest major issue" by a "top U.S. official." This was Greece's contribution to making NATO interesting. The State Department, though furious, was unable to impose its will on an issue threatening a NATO ally's political survival. Fortunately, the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia has plenty of NATO-related reforms to implement while it waits for the United States to come up with a compromise. Unfortunately, no viable compromise exists. Therefore, Republika Makedonija will enter NATO and the EU only after civil war sends a few hundred thousand Slav Macedonian or Albanian refugees into Greece.

There was a silver lining to Greece's veto, that in the confusion Albania slipped through with no scrutiny of its imperfect record. Croatian and Albanian military officers can now improve their English and table manners at NATO headquarters, a small but important step toward "Europe whole and free."

Perhaps NATO is interesting already. It will get more interesting soon. Climate change and population pressure will drive a chain reaction of state failures and mass migration. NATO has the resources, skills, and doctrine to respond effectively but also humanely to refugee flows across the Mediterranean. We should begin focusing on this task immediately, not only because it is urgent but also because it can ultimately relegitimize U.S.-European cooperation in NATO. Rehashing Balkan history or even killing young Taliban never could.

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The Name Game
March 7, 2008

 President Nixon's amoral National Security Advisor Henry Kissinger stole many excellent insights, including the following: "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." Political scientist Wallace Sayre had put it more scientifically: "In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the stakes at issue."

With all its sound and fury, the "Macedonian name crisis" obeys Sayre's Law. One easy proof: genuine secrets seldom leak, in Greece or anywhere else. Newspapers hardly ever print the names of Greece's secret agents abroad or its plans for defending Thrace against armored attack. However, the full text of Ambassador Nimetz's proposals for renaming the "Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia," a document allegedly safeguarded by Foreign Minister Bakoyianni as a single copy she personally hand-carried to party leaders, appeared on the front page of To Vima within hours of its delivery.

Prime Minister Karamanlis and Foreign Minister Bakoyianni are intelligent, patriotic politicians surrounded by loyal advisors. None of them would deliberately undercut their country's negotiating position on a vital national issue. So clearly, at least to these experienced Greek politicians, the problem of what to call Greece's northern neighbor does not fall in that category.

Around 1900, Greece, Bulgaria, and Serbia shared "Macedonia" as a relatively neutral term for the multiethnic Ottoman territories they planned to carve up between them. But the borders of 1912/13, an accident of where their armies stalled out, left all three states feeling cheated. History and geography were unhelpful. Not all the people redeemed from the Ottoman yoke were grateful to their liberators. Greek was not the language most villagers spoke among themselves.

Had the United Nations existed when the Ottoman Empire lost its Balkan possessions, a "decolonization" process based on modern criteria would have resulted in an independent state called Macedonia, with Thessaloniki its capital and a hastily standardized "Macedonian" as one of its three or four official languages. (Bulgarians say "Macedonian" is merely a rustic dialect of Bulgarian. Serbs soon abandoned efforts to call it "South Serbian." In Greece, the "local idiom" has no name.)

Geography partly corrected itself through an exchange of populations with Bulgaria in 1919, another with Turkey in 1923, and mass refugee flows during the 1946-49 Greek civil war. Temporary cease-fire lines gradually became sacred, eternal national borders. Strong social and political pressure, sweetened by the joys of city life, turned many of Greece's Slavs into fanatical Greek patriots.

Nation-building is a cruel process protected by a bodyguard of lies, but it works. Three generations of homogenization, the disintegration of Yugoslavia, and the marginalization of Russia as Bulgaria's big brother, have made the Greek state safely and irreversibly Greek.

Because the stakes for Greece are negligible, Greek university professors now openly teach Greek students about the Slav-speaking villages around Florina and the tens of thousands of Greeks who still speak "local" on intimate occasions. A few hundred activists freely proclaim themselves Greece's Macedonian minority and campaign as the "Rainbow" party. But even protected by Brussels and funded by donations from an active diaspora, they have no hope of ever polling more than a few thousand votes.

Greeks lived peacefully next door to Tito's "Socialist Republic of Macedonia." The SRM's independent successor poses even less a threat to Greek lands and dignity. Pretending otherwise is simply a theatrical work mounted by politicians and journalists to entertain the public and perhaps embarrass Karamanlis, Bakoyianni, or both. In a low-stakes game such as this, politicians obey Oscar Wilde's dictum: "a secret kept is a secret wasted."

Across the border the stakes are much higher. Undermined by economic woes and a restive Albanian minority, the government in Skopje is telling the truth when it argues that a composite name would forfeit its legitimacy in the eyes of its citizens. The Macedonian state is fragile enough that it can borrow from Herodotus the ringing defiance launched by the impoverished islanders of Andros: "The power of Athens can never be stronger than our inability." Simply by going limp and allowing chaos to prevail on Greece's northern border, "FYROM" can do unacceptable damage to Greek interests.

Local demagogues urge preemptive creation of a new Darfur on Greece's doorstep, but ordinary Greeks know better. Their security and prosperity are increased by locking the peoples of "Upper Macedonia" firmly into the rules of NATO and the European Union. Karamanlis is perfectly aware that, by vetoing NATO's invitation for Macedonia to join, Greece is slashing its wrists to bleed on its neighbors' shoes. But what choice does he have?

A dictator could trade Greek acceptance of "Republic of Macedonia" for something valuable, such a strict Macedonian compliance with the terms for NATO entry. This is something neither Brussels nor Washington can be trusted to impose. Even a less languid implementation of Andreas Papandreou's 1995 "interim agreement" with Skopje (which promised more and cleaner river water and upgraded transport infrastructure) would be a net gain for Greeks.

Karamanlis, however, is a democratic leader with an unstratospheric approval rating and a parliamentary majority of one seat. Accepting Skopje's bottom-line position - to add an adjective to Macedonian name tags at international meetings as a courtesy to any Greeks in the room - would not automatically lose him a confidence vote. MPs like being in power and will brutally punish the traitor who brings them down. But Karamanlis would lose enough seats in the next elections to force him into an ugly, expensive coalition with LAOS. Because selfish interest and national interest somewhat coincide, Karamanlis will veto Macedonia's NATO entry without hesitation.

This is Nimetz's last hurrah. Once a new U.S. president is elected, a new diplomatic endurance contest will begin. Because the stakes of that contest are so asymmetrical, Greece will ultimately accept defeat. The Hellenic Republic, known to the rest of the world as Greece, and the Republika Makedonija, known to the rest of the world as Macedonia, will soberly establish full diplomatic relations in the wake of some tragedy. By then, alas, no one anywhere will care whether they do or not.

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Book Review: Stirring the Greek Nation
February 29, 2008

Ioannis D. Stefanidis, Stirring the Greek Nation: Political Culture, Irredentism and Anti-Americanism in Post-War Greece, 1945-1967 (Aldershot, UK: Ashgate Press, 300 pages, €87)

In early February 2008, I attended a lecture in Greek at the Athens Technical Chamber on the "Eleftherna Mechanism," a piece of ancient technology recently discovered in Crete. For an hour, the lecturer wielded PowerPoint slides and CAT scans to keep us on the edge of our seats. Ultimately, the object of his research proved to be a rusty padlock on a chain - a padlock from AD 364 to be sure, and quite handsome in its way. After hearty applause, a well-dressed man stood up to hail this important scientific contribution "not just to Greece but to all mankind." The next asked timidly whether this was indeed a Greek padlock and not a Roman one.

Early in Stirring the Greek Nation, Professor Ioannis Stefanidis quotes Maurice Barré writing in 1906 about his visit to Greece, "I have never seen anyone other than four-year old children … admire themselves with such naiveté and, I must add, sincerity, as this nation does" (p 12). But Barré, a French nationalist himself, ought to have known better. National narcissism is universal. Greeks differ from French or Americans only in their craving for regular public reassurance that they deserve the Periclean pinnacle to which they cling.

Stefanidis identifies darker implications to this craving. Attempts to play an imperial game beyond its resources led Greece to military defeat in 1897 and to catastrophe in 1922. Unchastened, many Greeks felt little gratitude when the Paris peace conference of 1947 handed over the Dodecanese islands. Greeks' moral and cultural superiority over their neighbors, combined with their sufferings in World War II, entitled Greece to much more: all of Cyprus, plus territory in Albania, Bulgaria, Yugoslav Macedonia, European Turkey, and perhaps even Libya.

The United States, however, failed to recognize Greece's entitlement. With the Cold War looming on the horizon, the U.S. government wanted to avoid the mistakes of the Versailles Treaty. There would be no further rectification of Greek borders. That was a disappointment. But the U.S. government added insult to injury, treating Greece and Turkey, publicly as well as privately, as equally valued allies or (once the two quarreled over Cyprus in 1955) as equally blameworthy children. For proud Greek nationalists, this even-handedness was betrayal.

Stirring the Greek Nation reminds us that Greek anti-Americanism became intense and distinctive as early as the mid-1950s. Stefanidis's insight lies in seeing its roots in Greek domestic political competition. Voters rewarded Greek politicians for the ferocity of their Cyprus rhetoric. In 1964, Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou promised enosis to the cheering crowds, the union of Cyprus with Greece. He claimed enosis would make Cyprus "the springboard of Hellenism," destined "to continue the march of Alexander the Great to the East by peaceful means" (p150).

Unlike President Bush in 2003, the Greek government was in no position to spread mayhem among actual Middle-Easterners with such megalomania. Instead politicians blamed the United States for standing between Greeks and their Megali Idea ("Great Idea"). In 1959, General Grivas's rightist followers gathered up all the hula hoops they could find and destroyed them in the streets to protest the lack of U.S. support for enosis.

The Cyprus issue was a godsend to the Greek left as well. Leftist politicians could not afford to alienate moderate voters by reminding them of America's real crime - intervening in 1947 to help their conservative rivals thwart a Stalinist paradise in Greece. But fighting for "decolonization" of Cyprus, a cause blessed by Moscow, helped the left overcome the stigma of having allegedly conspired with the "eternal Slav enemies of Greece" during the civil war. From 1954 on, leftist students routinely smashed the windows of the U.S. libraries in Athens and Thessaloniki as punishment for U.S. reluctance to oust the British from Cyprus.

Anti-Americanism was and remains an affordable price for U.S. administrations to pay for staving off a catastrophic Greek-Turkish war. But already in 1950, the Office of Research of the U.S. Information Agency was concerned enough about America's tarnished image to sponsor the first scientific public opinion polling in Greece. Stefanidis has mined USIA's once-confidential data to support his analysis of when and why Greek public opinion turned so sharply and unpleasantly against the ally that had rescued it.

This survey data is by no means entirely negative. Greeks were more neutralist than other Europeans in 1957, but they favored U.S. films, music, higher education, and even politicians over local versions. Their key concern, in the 1960s as now, was the struggling economy. Only a handful of ordinary Greeks, sometimes only one percent, saw Cyprus as their chief concern. In March 1964 the United States was the "best friend" of Greece, beating the USSR 28% to 15%. Six months later, the Soviet Union was winning 22% to 16%. By the middle of 1965 the United States was the best friend again by a crushing margin, 49% to 8%. In each case, headlines from Cyprus played a decisive role in shaping volatile public perceptions.

Stefanidis warns us that these polls should be treated carefully. They were flawed by low literacy levels and high levels of "don't knows" and "no opinions." With retribution still a serious risk for Greek leftists until the socialist election victory in 1981, at least a third of the population did not care to express its true opinions to strangers with a clipboard. Thus, the bare summary results of the 45 data tables printed by Stefanidis in chapter 10 would be more convincing if backed by more analysis. Still, he is almost certainly right in the conclusions he draws for the pre-Junta period.

Greeks are more self-confident in 2008. Politicians can more plausibly blame the EU for any inability to deliver on ill-chosen promises. When they pander to voters with grandiose language about Greece's civilizing role in the Balkans, this is a much less dangerous fantasy than its predecessors. And because the flip side of a heightened sense of national destiny is a heightened sense of national responsibility, such patriotism is a sentiment we cannot afford to mock.

With this new book, Stefanidis has made an important contribution to the study of anti-Americanism in Greece. His fine ear for quotations sweetens the pill of the high price tag (€87). Reissued in Greek in a more affordable format, slightly reorganized to reduce repetitive material, Stirring the Greek Nation will be a revolutionary contribution to young Greeks' understanding of America's role as a tool, often an unwitting one, in their manipulation by their own politicians.

U.S. diplomats should also study Stirring the Greek Nation carefully. Greece and the world have changed, but the opinion polls have not. Greeks remain the most anti-U.S. population in Europe. Some of their reasons are rational. For example, Stefanidis illustrates how the presence of the U.S. military bases in Greece became massively more controversial with ordinary Greeks in 1954 because of American insistence on immunity from Greek criminal jurisdiction for U.S. service members. Each bar brawl outside a U.S. base became an opportunity for the opposition to attack the Greek government for its servility to Washington. Fifty years later, blanket legal immunity for U.S. forces remains an expensive mirage, one the Pentagon continues to pursue with counterproductive ferocity. Armed with a better grasp of history, American diplomats can argue more persuasively back in Washington for policies that undercut the ability of ordinary Greeks to cherish a corroded and obsolete anti-Americanism with the same naïve admiration they bestowed on the "Eleftherna Mechanism."

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So Long and Thanks for the Fish 
February 1, 2008

The Greek criminal justice system is about spectacle and catharsis, as in ancient tragedy. The goal is not truth, but rather immediate, convincing reassurance that divine justice will prevail. Lurid, sweeping statements by politicians and prosecutors, exaggerated charges ("murder with intent" for simple cases of vehicular manslaughter), leaked testimony, illegal photos of defendants being frog-marched to jail. And then a pause to look around.

If the issue stops selling newspapers, the person is quietly released. If public curiosity persists, then legal delays will arise until some new enormity captures the headlines. This is a democratic version of justice, one that suits a people condemned by the mismatch between their legal system and their social habits to break at least six laws just to go shopping for breakfast.

Will the Zachopoulos scandal be different? The public seems happy to watch its favorite media personalities, in the name of science, bravely thrusting their heads deep into the entrails of the former Secretary General of the Ministry of Culture. Alas, the passing weeks confirm that this is not truth they are tugging at but simply lunch. When the corpse is picked clean, they will move on. The underlying problem of the Culture Ministry -- letting politicians or their relatives dole out other people's money to an arbitrary list of cultural figures is inherently corrupt and corrupting - will be forgotten.

Faced with this grisly sight, Prime Minister Karamanlis preferred to get out of town. And fortunately he had an appointment in Ankara it would have been seriously rude to postpone any further.

Greek commentators (and even some Greek diplomats who ought to know better) insisted that Karamanlis deny the Turkish people the radiance of his presence until the Turkish government made some concession to justify it. Under such logic, Turkish PM Erdogan's 2004 visit to Athens might perhaps be reciprocated by one of Karamanlis's children.

Karamanlis knew better. We do not go to the dentist because he will reward us for our magnanimity in calling on him. We go because of the agonizing, disfiguring consequences of letting our teeth and gums go untended for too long. In the same way, the health of Greece's relationship with its most important neighbor ought to be maintained with an official visit at least every two years.

Karamanlis had a good visit to Turkey, without painful surprises. The reception was cordial, the crowds respectable. There were no breakthroughs, but he and Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan talked seriously and usefully. They agreed to reinvigorate diplomatic discussions regarding a package deal of Aegean issues. One day, if neither side loses its nerve, the International Court of Justice will draw a series of lines in the water. Then Greek and Turkish pilots can conduct their mock dogfights over the Aegean for pleasure rather than business.

So why had no Greek prime minister visited Ankara since 1959? Quite simply, the Greek media environment is so poisonous that it is safer to let Greek-Turkish issues fester like an impacted wisdom tooth. Any Greek politician who goes to Turkey is vulnerable to being ambushed by a Greek television crew. Before Karamanlis made his visit, mass-circulation Sunday paper Proto Thema made a game attempt to bully him out of it.

Pursuant to an agreement brokered by then-President Clinton in 1996, Greece and Turkey promise to keep their respective politicians, journalists, and fishermen a safe distance from the disputed rock islets of Imia until a settlement is negotiated. It was an easy bargain because the rocks are not worth visiting. But…

The Aegean is a beautiful clear blue because so few fish survive uneaten to poop in it. A handful of survivors noticed that Imia, or Kardak as it is referred to by fish from the Turkish side of the maritime boundary, after 1996 became an excellent place to raise their fingerlings. No dynamite, no acetylene lamps, no bottom-trawlers. Predictably, the waters there were soon as crowded and carefree as Psirri at 2 am.

Appeals to patriotism get you a glassy stare. Throw in €500 worth of unwary fish and a dozen Admiral Canarises will rise at midnight from the tomb. Proto Thema discovered to its horror, scant days before the Karamanlis visit to Ankara, that the Turkish coast guard was chasing Greek fishermen away from Imia.

Technically, Proto Thema is right to be annoyed. Chasing Greek fisherman away from Imia is the job of the Greek coast guard. But the Greek coast guard is desperately busy elsewhere, repelling (or more often rescuing) illegal immigrants. A key item on Karamanlis's Ankara agenda was reminding Turkey to do its share in controlling the dangerous escalation of migrant flows toward Europe.

So congratulations to PM Karamanlis for ignoring the media. He did the right thing for his country. He will be punished for it, losing a few thousand voters to LAOS in the next elections. But the next time a Greek prime minister goes to Ankara will be easier, with fewer silly expectations. If politicians everywhere were braver about routine visits to the dentist, the world would be safer for all of us … except for Imia's fish. If peace breaks out they will be fair game once again.

January 4, 2008

Lebanon wasn't the holiday destination (for the full 7-page travelogue, click here) we were contemplating when we bought our plane tickets through Beirut. The Syrian Embassy, however, didn't feel safe giving a blue-eyed American ex-diplomat a visa to wander around loose along the Euphrates. I might be a spy trying to winkle out their secrets. 

Lebanese authorities take a much more relaxed attitude. Lebanon is a democracy. A clear majority of its people would be grateful if some agent of a foreign power would figure out what is currently going on in their country and then explain it to them.

The Lebanese presidency is vacant, parliament does not meet, and politicians of proven lethality are making ominous declarations that the government is illegitimate. Most tourists think they are being sensible by staying away. We thus had Lebanon's superb archaeological sites almost to ourselves. We also had ten days to watch politics in the pure, primitive form still practiced in Lebanon -- the redistribution of society's resources by a small group of individuals empowered by God-given certainty of their right to do so.

Small, mountainous Lebanon became dangerously overpopulated centuries ago. To discourage predators, every village plasters itself with posters showing membership in a political/religious movement led by a local strongman who wields their ballots or bullets as the situation requires.

By Lebanon's power-sharing rules, the president must be a Maronite Christian. Lebanese Army chief Michel Suleiman is broadly acceptable. But to elect a serving official as president requires amending the constitution by a two-thirds majority of parliament. For this one moment, the votes of even minor warlords are worth cabinet seats for themselves, jobs for their relatives, and white-elephant public works projects for their home village. As good players they conceal most of their cards. They also cultivate the sense that they have powerful patrons outside Lebanon.

High-stakes poker breeds paranoia. Every couple of days, a new delegation of well-meaning foreigners exhorts the Lebanese to put politics behind them and unite for the good of their country. Because this is the same language cynical Lebanese politicians use, it is taken as proof foreigners are pulling the strings. Lebanese assert their rivals are in the pocket of the Syrians, the Americans, the French, the Iranians, the Israelis or all of the above simultaneously. And every few weeks someone gets assassinated.

Foreign tourists are on no one's hit list. Ordinary Lebanese are also perfectly safe, apart from the economic slump the stalemate has caused. The fine restaurants, where rich Lebanese and their diaspora relatives drown their sorrows, are overbooked. But politicians cower behind truck-bomb barriers, armored personnel carriers, and enormous coils of razor-wire.

These security precautions have turned the swanky new Beirut downtown into a deserted movie set. We went there to catch the tail end of Christmas Eve midnight mass at St. George's Maronite cathedral. This was not American suburban parents imposing a sermon on their restless offspring as the price of Santa Claus. Nor was it the ring-tones and social chatter of a Greek service.

In Lebanon, religious devotion is part of deterrence. It signals potential foes or allies a willingness to escalate at a moment's notice to self-sacrificial collective violence. The church was full of short, pious, bullet-headed men with leather coats and leathery wives. Some wore orange scarves showing loyalty to Michel Aoun, a politician with a limitless yearning to be president. His and the other militias are now political parties, but I understood immediately why other Lebanese think camouflage uniforms still hang in the back of Maronite closets.

The music, however, was angelic. Uplifted, we took a wrong turn out of the church and bounced like a pinball from military checkpoint to military checkpoint. Finally, we found an alley bypassing an empty tent city, a relic of earlier massive protests, and found a main road and an ancient taxi. But lost and alone at 1:30 a.m. we felt no fear. The implied threat of violence is not directed at foreigners.

Later in the Bekaa Valley, we drove past kilometers of portrait posters spaced every 25 meters to remind visitors of Hezbollah's limitless supply of martyrs. Hezbollah has supplanted Amal as the leading Shiite movement. It owns Baalbek, site of the most impressive temple of classical antiquity. We found the mayor in the ruins graciously welcoming tourists. Hezbollah tee-shirts are on sale in a variety of colors.

Hezbollah has earned the grudging respect of most Lebanese as a rare faction that actually looks after the material welfare of its constituents. Were Hezbollah's religious zeal and Iranian funding understood objectively, as a close counterpart to Maronite piety and traditional dependence on France, then western governments would have a reasonable hope of buying its good behavior in the traditional Lebanese way. The abject failure of Israel's cluster bombs in 2006 is a lesson in the need to make the attempt.

Reading Lebanon's dire history inspires a desire to exterminate the human race and start over. Visiting the place sends a more optimistic message. Lebanon distills the virtues and vices of humanity, including paranoid sectarianism and generous joie de vivre, into a very palatable beverage. Arak is like ouzo, only much stronger. Regina and I had a wonderful visit. Ignore the machine guns and you will too.

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Exhausting the Alternatives 
December 7, 2007

I was planning to write this month's column on the role of human sacrifice in politics, with special reference to PASOK. This was not to urge reelected PASOK president Papandreou to don his priestly robes, wrap the fat from his defeated rivals' kidneys around their thighbones, and let the savory smoke waft to Mt. Olympus. But voters like to interpret their politicians' willingness to send people to their deaths as proof of strong leadership. Winston Churchill and U.S. Grant were mediocre military strategists, but people still worship them for their ability to anesthetize themselves with a bottle or two of brandy and then order a costly new assault. (Leadership tip to Transport Minister Hatzidakis: the longer you wait, the more disgusting the bits that will fall off as you drag the rotting corpse of Olympic Airlines to the landfill. Ouzo may help.)

My Athens News readers have been rescued by events in the Middle East. I turned on CNN and was lucky enough to catch a snippet of actual news: the U.S. "Intelligence Community" concluded that the government of Iran has adopted a rational, cost-benefit approach to nuclear weapons and thus suspended its A-bomb development program back in 2003.

Normally, the fact that foreigners are not crazy is kept so highly classified that not even President Bush knows it. But this time National Security Adviser Steve Hadley went before the TV cameras to announce it to the world. Air strikes on Iran, at least by the United States, are now off the table. Once we accept Iran as rational, there are effective diplomatic tools for dealing with its nuclear and other aspirations.

The Bush-Cheney White House had long deluded itself it could channel the fears of conservative Sunni regimes into a grand alliance against Shiite Iran. Such regimes only survive, however, by keeping the regional balance of power at least triangular. By the time Washington discovered it could not reinvent the Middle East, the overextended American presence in Iraq and Afghanistan had become a hostage for U.S. good behavior rather than a tool for imposing America's will.

On December 3, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia let himself be photographed holding hands with President Ahmadinejad at the Gulf Cooperation Council. Iran and the GCC have been at odds for decades over maritime boundaries and islands in the Arabian/Persian Gulf (other capitals besides Athens and Skopje have name issues, if this is any comfort). For the first time, Ahmadinejad was invited to the GCC and his proposals for expanded regional cooperation were even welcomed.

Meanwhile, the Syrians and almost everyone else (the U.S. shrank from inviting Hamas and Iran) showed up at Annapolis to make more fervent noises than usual about solving the Israel-Palestine conflict. Then the Lebanese thought hard and decided to elect a broadly tolerated Maronite general as president rather than launch the next round of civil war. The Turks bombed Iraqi Kurdistan gently, but they did not invade. Soon the snows will lie too deep.

Per my discarded initial theme, does this spasm of peacefulness reflect a problem of weak leadership in the Middle East? Not necessarily.

When Churchill said "The Americans will always do the right thing... after they've exhausted all the alternatives," he was being uncharitable. The witticism applies everywhere. The Middle East is experiencing this moment of diplomacy because almost everyone recognizes the region teeters on the brink of meltdown. Customary arrogance, greed, and bigotry have become luxuries few can still afford.

Peace is not at hand. Cynics judge the sincerity of Israeli government peace proposals by whether the Jewish settler movement reacts hysterically to them. From that standpoint, Annapolis was a non-event. The conference declaration reaffirmed a lopsidedly pro-Israel roadmap. PM Olmert assured Israelis the 2008 deadline for agreement was merely a pious hope. He intervened with President Bush to kill an innocuous UN Security Council resolution drafted by the State Department in support of the Annapolis goals.

Nevertheless, Annapolis was a right thing. Merely by agreeing to attend a concession-free meeting, Gulf Arabs bought themselves political room to explore a new modus vivendi with Iran. Syrian participation decreased the risk the U.S. would insist on a civil war in the name of protecting the Lebanese from Syria. Israel will embarrass itself now if it sabotages the international assistance British ex-PM Tony Blair is orchestrating for the Occupied Territories.

Hamas looks to alien Iran only because everyone else has connived at Israel's illegal and counterproductive strangulation of the Gaza Strip. The Annapolis conference undercut Iran by making the peace process and its promises of Gaza's survival seem more credible. Unless Blair persuades Europe to outbid Iran for Hamas's cooperation, however, Gaza will never be peaceful enough to invoke Israel's obligations under the roadmap.

Strict rationality in the Middle East remains impossible because of domestic politics. Therefore, the suggested reward for Iran's improved nuclear behavior is harsher UN sanctions rather than gentler ones. For the same reason, Blair's Palestinian diplomacy must remain invisible. Still, a diplomatic window is open briefly pending the 2008 U.S. election, a chance to keep an overcrowded, ill-governed Middle East from going up in flames for a few more years.

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Choosing to Be Human
November 2, 2007

We should study the classics for our own protection. I grew up in Silicon Valley, a land of perpetual sunshine where nothing bad ever happens to anybody. I moved to Greece, another mythic land of free medical care. So when they bashed out the brains of Hektor's infant son Astyanax on the walls of Troy and gave his mother Andromache as concubine to Achilles' son Neoptolemos, I had no idea what was going on.

Any chimpanzee, however, would have recognized the situation immediately. Dominant males don't have many years to breed before a rival snuffs them. Breast-feeding suppresses fertility. Infanticide is thus a rational follow-up to regime change: it gives your genes a few months' head start.

This logic of chimpanzees diverges only subtly from the logic of swift-footed Achilles, the hero of the Iliad. Homer makes clear that passing your genes on to the next generation is linked to social standing. Some of Achilles' status was inherited. Some was charm and good looks. The rest was precarious, based on his remarkable ability to fling a bronze spearhead through someone's liver.

We have spent the 2800-odd years since Homer inventing ways to conceal the primitive ferocity underlying our behavior. We have succeeded pretty well. Who now but the victim would ever guess that a smart bomb might be just as unwelcome as a spear through the liver? Who talks of sacking cities now that nubile foreign women are sold cheaply on the internet and delivered to our door?

This modern certainty that we soar on a higher moral plane than our chimpanzee cousins makes it easy for us to pry open their skulls. When we do, we discover a limited but recognizable moral code based on reciprocity and loyalty to the tribe. "An eye for an eye," however, does not in practice protect adolescents from being kidnapped by the band across the river. Humans supplement it with a moral intuition that some rules of behavior transcend tribal boundaries.

Thus we applaud the efforts of the United Nations to impose a universal code called international law. But when Matt Nimetz, the UN special negotiator in charge of finding a shorter name for "The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia," applied that principle to Greek history, his head was handed back to him. He meekly retracted his suggestion that Alexander the Great was not a worthy national symbol to fight Skopje over.

Alexander used Achilles as his role model. By UN standards, this did not give the king of Macedon the right to lead an army of mercenaries thousands of kilometers into another continent to kill, impregnate, or levy tribute on millions of startled strangers. The arguments President Bush used to justify invading Iraq look almost respectable in comparison. But Alexander was a Greek, not a barbarian. Therefore he was entitled to as many captured concubines as he could carry.

I discovered this double standard in the late 1980s watching the eyes of certain Greek human rights activists glaze over when I talked about minorities in Greece. Theirs were firmly set on the plight of ethnic Greeks in other countries. I chided their tribalism, forgetting that President Reagan's devotion to "freedom" sometimes meant helping right-wing death squads protect the property rights of friendly Central American oligarchs. Then I watched Tom Lantos, the distinguished Hungarian Jewish fighter for human rights in the U.S. Congress, make clear that the universal rights he insisted on for Jews and Hungarians in Romania (for which I was State Department desk officer in 1992-94) did not apply to Palestinians in Palestine.

In the 5th century BC, Thucydides noticed that the weak insist on moral universals while the strong try to ignore them. This remains accurate. In the United States, moral leadership of the human rights movement shifted after 2001 to Muslim groups. They feel vulnerable: "Islamo-fascist," a term invented by aspiring mass-murderers, is flung about freely on the talk shows. Jewish communities, once the standard-bearers for humanist morality in the United States, have retreated, concluding that universal human rights are now a liability rather than an asset for their relatives in Israel.

But human rights protect no one unless they are universal and enforced by the common determination of strong and weak alike. This fact should be embraced as prudent selfishness. Neither your columnist nor noble Achilles nor anyone in our respective tribes was born with any internal prohibition against rape and infanticide. The strong eventually become the weak, and no tribal, opportunistic moral code will save their children when it happens. Unlike chimpanzees, we have all the tools we need to make our genocides total.

As chimps could have predicted, the murder of Astyanax was followed soon after by the birth of a half-brother, Achilles' grandson Molossos. He in turn, through a long chain of begats, produced the famous King Pyrrhus of Epirus. Had it not been for infanticide, therefore, the pages of history would be empty of Pyrrhic victories. I would trade them all in a heartbeat for a world in which Astyanax survives.

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Not Peace but a Sword
October 5, 2007

Last week, President Ahmadinejad of Iran came to New York City to speak at the UN General Assembly. Like many foreign leaders, he asked to lay a wreath at the World Trade Center site to honor the victims of September 11. Politicians vied with one another for the most scathing public denunciation of his request. Permission was denied. Columbia University bravely invited him to speak to its students. Dr. Bollinger, the President of Columbia, protected himself by prefacing Ahmadinejad's speech with a tirade against his and Iran's shortcomings.

Most commentators criticized Bollinger not for rudeness to an invited guest but rather for having allowed Ahmadinejad to be invited in the first place. The scoundrels pushing to reduce Iran to smoking rubble before their gullible friends leave the White House are few. Even fewer, however, are the pundits brave enough to challenge their myth that Iran is Germany and Ahmadinejad is Hitler. When Columbia undermined the case for preemptive war by allowing Iran's elected president to suffer patiently for the TV cameras, the university was guilty of appeasing a dictator.

Bollinger's attempt to ingratiate himself by preemptively ridiculing an unpopular guest was doomed to backfire. Hospitality is one of a precious handful of traits that elevate human beings above hyenas. Not only for Greeks and Middle Easterners is it a betrayal of a sacred bond to insult someone you have invited into your home. The letters to the editor that followed Bollinger's performance made clear that Ahmadinejad's ill-treatment sparked sympathy for the visitor. It also confirmed Iranians' misplaced sense of moral superiority.

Ahmadinejad began his speech at Columbia University with an exhortation for the hidden Imam Mahdi to return. The speech was otherwise mild and quite sane, a call for scholarly dialogue. The U.S. media ignored his repudiation of nuclear weapons, preferring to ridicule his belief that Iran has no homosexuals. Still, Ahmadinejad made clear he saw no moral or intellectual basis for war between the two countries. He claimed at a subsequent dinner that the Mahdi will bring peace and justice, not war. But how can he be sure?

Until the Imam Mahdi shows up with his superior knowledge of God's will, Ahmadinejad will obey his human moral instincts. Those instincts tell him the welfare of his own people outweighs his sympathy for the Palestinians or reverence for Jerusalem as an Islamic holy place. Starting a nuclear war on behalf of the Palestinians, who after all are Arabs and heretics, would be immoral and insane.

"Man's insanity is heaven's sense," Herman Melville pointed out helpfully in Moby Dick. The love of God for his people is not constrained by human moral notions of hospitality, compassion, or ownership. A Palestinian TV cameraman told me one of his experiences in Jerusalem. After a group of ultra-Orthodox yeshiva students beat him up, they stole his mobile phone and spent the night calling friends in Italy. Their directive came straight from Deuteronomy 6:10:

"The Lord your God will bring you into the land which he swore to your forefathers Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob that he would give you, a land of great and fine cities which you did not build, houses full of good things which you did not provide, rock-hewn cisterns which you did not hew, and vineyards and olive-groves which you did not plant. When you eat your fill there, be careful not to forget the Lord who brought you out of Egypt."

Collective religious observance is one of the underpinnings of successful societies. But that does not imply that divine ordinances must be followed literally. The sensibilities of our hidden redeemers do not evolve in lockstep with those of the societies they are foreordained to redeem. The Greek gods of Olympus, living close to humans over the centuries, ultimately lost their taste for human sacrifice. Popes and patriarchs, reflecting the social consensus of 21st century Europe, are now deeply uncomfortable with capital punishment. But heavenly justice is eternal and unchanging. Once God returns in glory, no UN convention will absolve us of our duty to exterminate the Amalekites.

A 9th century Zen Buddhist koan goes, "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him." Koans are not meant to be taken literally. We are hospitable to wandering prophets, because our sense of civilization demands it. And yet…

As long as the Mahdi and the Messiah are still waiting in some secure, undisclosed location alongside Vice President Cheney and the last emperor of Constantinople, religious exhortations to theft and murder can usually be drowned out by the voice of our conscience. Or by the voice of enlightened self-interest, which diplomats find easier to translate from one language to another.

A gentle prophet from Nazareth once gave us fair warning: "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword" (Matthew 10:34-42). Perhaps the truest proof of divine mercy is that he and his colleagues from rival faiths are allowing us to wait this long.

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Making the Votes Count
September 6, 2007

Everyone knows that "free and fair elections" are the cornerstone of democracy. Few recognize how empty an abstraction "democracy" can be when detached from the rules by which it is played. In 2000 the world got an expensive lesson in political science.